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Mt Hood Most likely to erupt

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Wolfgang.
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So apparently Mt Hood is considered by geologists to be the volcano the most likely to erupt of the volcanoes on the coast. So what would you do if you were skiing and suddenly:

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What could you do.
Jul 21 2013 11:04PM
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SpliffyJ
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Finish the joint i was smoking, and hit some more features.
Jul 21 2013 11:05PM
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JAHpow
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Umm, how is Mt. Hood considered a coastal mountain? It's in Colorado.
Jul 21 2013 11:08PM
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El_Barto.
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I bet I could out race the cloud on my skis
Jul 21 2013 11:08PM
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Wolfgang.
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It's in Oregon, and is a part of a chain of volcanoes relatively on the coast.
Jul 21 2013 11:10PM
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CheddarJack
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umm
Jul 21 2013 11:10PM
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El_Barto.
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idk bro...i live in oregon and in pretty sure Hood is in colorado
Jul 21 2013 11:11PM
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Julian.F
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Jul 21 2013 11:12PM
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Wolfgang.
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You're right, its just a really big mountain.
Jul 21 2013 11:13PM
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7springsprod
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Jul 21 2013 11:14PM
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.frenchy
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oh you!
Jul 21 2013 11:17PM
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JAHpow
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Haha wow I just did

I honestly didn't know what I was thinking about when I posted that.
Jul 21 2013 11:25PM
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Holte
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Well it's on the Colorado coast.
Jul 21 2013 11:26PM
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Ski_Alot
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I was thinking about this while i was riding up the mile and just how fucked I would have been if i was on the lift
Jul 21 2013 11:26PM
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SFB
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hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhah this is sig worthy.
Jul 21 2013 11:27PM
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El_Barto.
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I missed this
Jul 21 2013 11:30PM
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Jesse.White
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haha i had too do it
Jul 21 2013 11:32PM
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SFB
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the rest of this thread is now dedicated to making fun of jahpow for his outstanding ability to be a retard.
Jul 21 2013 11:34PM
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JAHpow
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I is can retard better then all NS

/cliam
Jul 21 2013 11:36PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Jul 21 2013 11:40PM
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snowdon
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Jul 21 2013 11:44PM
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Dingo69
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Lies!
Jul 21 2013 11:54PM
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WVskiing
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I would find the biggest jump and do a future spin. Spinning my self one season into the future when the volcano has stabilized and the snow returns landing my self on some nice untouched snow
Jul 22 2013 12:30AM
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SterlingArcher
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Alex... I'll take geography for $100
Jul 22 2013 12:33AM
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SnowMiser
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Also RIP the original purpose of this thread, if it's any consolation I thought it had potential
Jul 22 2013 12:44AM
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DrewPeacock
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i dont think anyone could of predicted the outcome of this thread.
Jul 22 2013 12:47AM
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deleted5
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nailed it.
Jul 22 2013 12:50AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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THat would suck so bad..
Jul 22 2013 12:59AM
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skiierman
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Getting sucked up into a pit of Hell in the form of an apocalyptic lava flow coupled with a choking cloud of ash that kills everything within 100 miles?

This all sounds like something Tim Windell has been waiting... oh sorry, preparing for!

The amount of ash that fat fuck sucks in should leave him invulnerable to the affects of a volcanic eruption.
Jul 22 2013 1:21AM
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RubberSoul
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could have*, doucher
Jul 22 2013 1:21AM
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Dustin.
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Tom Wallisch would still slay the shit out of it.
Jul 22 2013 1:30AM
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snakerton
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bahahahahahahahahaa omg I feel bad for you
Jul 22 2013 1:38AM
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CaptainSlow
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.
Jul 22 2013 1:42AM
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ElMexicano
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u not srsly r u .. it's part of the san andreas fault though right? .. i mean I could google it and check but fuck that
Jul 22 2013 2:02AM
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tcurle
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Maybe it's all just one big mountain
Jul 22 2013 2:15AM
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esotericjive
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#mthoodcolorado

Someone at hood said that as a joke, but evidently it's actually a misconception some have. Lawl
Jul 22 2013 2:20AM
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Gypsy_
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Really? Wow!
Jul 22 2013 3:49AM
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Dustin.
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This is even bigger news than when Mt. St. Helens blew up in Kentucky.
Jul 22 2013 2:58PM
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PsychedelicMoose
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No It was Florida you idiot.
Jul 22 2013 3:01PM
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Kazabazua
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Any of you ever play Johnny Moseley Mad Trix? Skiing on lava is easy.
Jul 22 2013 3:02PM
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Mr.Huck
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Ah, the crazy things you remember from your college geology classes?!?!?!

The volcano in the photo is a lava flow, representing Mafic material. It is less viscous so it flows easier. Pacific Northwest material is Felsic. It has higher viscosity and so the eruptions are more explosive.

When Mount Hood erupts, many people will catch really, really big air.

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Jul 22 2013 3:10PM
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B-Right-On
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Guys pls. We all know it was in Alaska
Jul 22 2013 3:11PM
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Wolfgang.
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So much more entertaining that what I expected!
Jul 22 2013 3:14PM
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404404
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Last eruption of Mt. Hood left a large crater on the south side around 10,000 years ago. Now have an ideal ski field instead of a rocky steep slope like the north side. Magma lays around 3 miles under the Mt. Hood crust so from the top it might be a mile or so under Government Camp.

The chances of it erupting sometime in the near future isn't that great.

Jul 22 2013 3:21PM
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Bogs
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probably about how smart you are and all the up votes you were going to receive for proving op wrong and making him look stupid?
Jul 22 2013 3:24PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Jul 22 2013 3:39PM
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Turkelton
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That fat fuck could block it up and save his little park
Jul 22 2013 3:47PM
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Wolfgang.
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Last mt. Hood eruption was in the 1790s, with minor explosions in the following decades. It was nothing major though.

Jul 22 2013 3:48PM
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Julian.F
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somebody wishes they could ski in the summer.
Jul 22 2013 3:51PM
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Gypsy_
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